|Full name||Paul Sorrenti|
I am fully qualified in the art of degrading unworthy public figures and celebrity culture in general. I have written film, music and comedy reviews and have interviewed some of Britain's least well known talent. I have written features dealing with human rights issues (usually sitting on the side of the humans). I have filmed vox-pops and edited them together all by myself too. I am referred to in the business as 'the oracle of professional football'.
|Editorial work||News writing, Features writing, Editing, Sub-editing, Video|
|Last updated||28-09-2011 18:09|
I was forcefully and reluctantly withdrawn from my mother's womb in the early autumn of 1983 with a pair of forceps that crimped my brain into an unflattering and brain mangling triangle. My parents did there best to cover up my early grotesqueness with artfuly fitted hats and the like. Now, some 26 years into the future, my head has formed into an almost fully functioning orb and any hat I now wear is there for purposes of comfort only.
Inbetween this time I have been looking at the world and not really liking what I've been seeing. There's a fair bit of beauty out there, but up to this point I seem to have focused mainly on the shit, in a modest effort to improve the collective consciousness of humanity. Most of this came during my time as editor of hecklerspray.com, an entertainment news site for adults. I would write four or five articles a day and edit the contributions from a whole host of other writers, whilst looking after the general maintenence of the site.
The writing style for that particular outlet was crass and provocative in nature, to which I adapted well, but I am very capable of being soft and heartwarming too. Will work for food.